KALM

A non-derogatory description of a homosexual- typically male.
Can be used in a friendly, joking way, usually in conversation with an out-of-closet gay who is already your friend. It can almost be considered a term of platonic endearment for your gay friend.
(can be used as a noun or adjective)

Andrew: Oh my god, Joe is so cute today!
Laura: You're so KALM, man. You are so obsessed with that guy.
Andrew: I know! :D
Laura: Dude, I love you. hahaha
Shelby: You guys are so disney.

by pop rock junkie January 29, 2008

Kalm

The calm before the storm, when things are so calm that nothing can be happening, but you have that weird feeling they are about to start.

A: It's so boring, there's nothing up

B: calm or Kalm?

A: Probs Kalm, people never stop doing nnoying things

by Ivan S March 9, 2008

Kalm

When something is banging good or something is gonna be alright

"we linkin up n that tomoz"
"yeh yeh its kalm"

by rahuno September 14, 2020

Kalm yo tits

A facebook like page featuring a very popular large black women with snazy comebacks and awesome jokes.

Did you see kalm yo tits' status today? talk about a diary of a mad black woman.

by thunder-cunt July 1, 2011

Kalm

a very gay polo g fan

You are such a Kalm

by seviccs July 27, 2021